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Vince Lombardo

7/31/2015

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No, this title is not a typo.

Yes, the photo on the left is of Vince Lombardi, the famous football coach of the Green Bay Packers.  And yes, I will be referring to Coach Lombardi in this blog.  But the subject of this writing is Vince Lombardo, my grammar school coach and teacher who had as much influence on my life as any player Coach Lombardi coached.

A block and a half walk from my home in Pacific Palisades, California was Corpus Christi Parish and School, across the street from the Palisades Park.  This configuration of school, church, and park formed the epicenter of my youth in the 1960‘s (I started in the K-8 school in 1960 at the age of 4 and left in 1969 at 13), and if I wasn’t home eating meals or sleeping I was probably in one of these 3 places.

My predictable (and womblike) environment got stirred a bit with the coming of 7th grade when the school started treating us as young adults--we actually started changing classrooms and moving from teacher to teacher for different subjects!  But most importantly the start of my 7th grade year heralded the coming of Vince Lombardo, a dynamo of a coach and teacher who was going to Loyola Law School downtown and looking for a few extra bucks to afford school and marry his fiancee Linda.

Some might go through the motions in this transitory position but not Mr. Lombardo (which we respectfully called him)--he seemed to embrace just about everything about the school and us.  With dark Italian features, large eyes, and a friendly smile, he was both intense and approachable; any incongruity was between his size (small) and force of personality (vast).  He also had the gift of gab, a feature he used to complement, motivate, and assuage the ill at ease (say Mother Celine for example).

My first memories of The Coming of Vince were his work as coach, where he quickly got involved with the boy’s football, basketball, and baseball teams.  Grammar school coaches in the sixties were usually glorified managers but Coach Lombardo was giving us sophisticated offenses and defenses and participating himself in practices as a quarterback or guard.  With all this hands-on care and direction we quickly became successful in both our CYO league and play-off games, giving Corpus Christi a source of pride and us a sense of accomplishment.

For me personally growing up, sports was a salvation.  A naturally shy kid whose insecurity was embellished by the fact I was a year younger than most of my classmates, I’ll never forget the day in 4th grade when I surprisingly won a class vs. class running race and seemed to simultaneously locate a sense of self.  When Coach Lombardo embraced my sports abilities on these successful teams this self-esteem was renewed, along with a burgeoning school popularity.

Playing for a coach that believes in you can be heart candy for a young adolescent, and my hero worship for Mr. Lombardo knew few bounds.  I also saw him as a father figure--my dad at that time was loving but often missing (physically and emotionally), and when Mr. Lombardo showed some attention it helped fill the vacuum.

Vince was also our history teacher, and he taught the subject like he coached sports, aggressively and enthusiastically.  Beyond the facts were the narrative, him telling stories and stories about stories, often about American Presidents and other historical figures he liked.  Tolstoy may have decried the great man theory of history but Mr Lombardo didn’t--his favorite president was James K. Polk, a man of action and “manifest destiny.”  Agree, disagree, whatever; all of it was far more interesting than memorizing a bunch of dates.

Beyond the lessons learned from him as coach and teacher were the life lessons he taught to these young teenagers finding their way.  You would find yourself watching him--how he treated his fiancee and other teachers, how reverent he was at Mass, how he dealt with complainers and deifiers (like me).  And as you learned and gained respect for him you wanted him to respect you  in return and most of all, like you.

Every school seems to have a Vince Lombardo, some transcendent teacher and coach who helps you find yourself and set your course.  Thank God.  And I thank God for Vince, my guy at my school, who has influenced my life in innumerable ways since he appeared like a comet during my 7th and 8th grade years.  More than just the fact I majored in history in college and have been a college coach in tennis--my interests, my mannerisms, the way I deal with other men--all can be traced back to Mr. Lombardo at Corpus Christi.

He of course married Linda and started a family, and after influencing others for years at the school he left to start a successful law practice, with many of his clients those he had coached or taught. For several years after he kept in touch with his weekly basketball game on campus, where the vertically challenged Vince could be seen backing into the post and launching his Lombardo “2 Surprises Hook Shot,” the first being the shot wasn’t blocked and the second that it actually went in.

An old joke with Vince Lombardi was that his wife and he were in bed during a winter in Green Bay and she said “God, your feet are cold.”  Of which he replied: “You can call me Vince.”  Recently when my Therapist Supervisor asked me what image best described my relationship with God, I spontaneously answered “Coach,” meaning someone who both cared for you but also wanted you to do your best.  I learned that from Vince Lombardo, who like the other Vince certainly wasn’t God but was a Messenger to young men like me when they needed it most.










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Braces

7/24/2015

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I am turning 60 in January, and in doing so face a series of existential questions.  Am I doing all I can to prepare emotionally, intellectually and spiritually for my future death?  Is my financial house in order, with my will and estate thoughtfully planned?  And of course most importantly: should I be getting braces?

Those who think the latter question pales in significance obviously haven’t witnessed my choppers from hell.  To say my teeth are merely crooked and yellow is an injustice to the negativity.  And the culprits aren’t just a few upper incisors: I have my own oral Civil War going on, with the North and South waging a fierce battle for Quien Es Mas Squaloros.

And my masticaters aren’t just disgusting in a vacuum, they put a damper on my whole face.   Presently my mug is an amalgam of counterbalances, with the massive nose offset by the deep set eyes and fullish lips.  But just when the facial scales start tipping to the positive (the strongish chin, sexyish cleft, cuteish dimples), the terrible teeth invade the equation, careening my overall from an 8 to a 5.

But with the miracles of modern science (braces, surgery, boatloads of whitening stuff), I could quantum leap back to the 8 I had before teething.  No more traumatizing the viewing public every time my lips part.  No more slamming my mouth shut when my picture is taken.  The question shouldn’t be should I, it should be why didn’t I before?

So why do I hesitate?  Part of it is alluding to my first existential question: isn’t there just something spiritually suspect about trying to look younger when I’m getting older?  Is getting “work done on my face” at the age of 60 raging against the dying of the light or merely an avoidance of the need to face and embrace my mortality?  Do I really want to get all dressed up with nowhere to go?

And more importantly, let’s say I do successfully surgerize and peroxide my way into some pearly whites--do I really want my teeth to go from poor stepchild to star of the show?   People could still be distracted from my sexyish cleft.  And let’s not forget the cosmetic slippery slope--I start pulling the trigger on fixing my teeth and soon I’ll be getting a hairpiece, tummy tuck and breast augmentation.

Then there’s the money/estate deal.  Sure I’m a bit ahead financially (after marrying and inheriting well), but I need to remember the inscription on my parent’s pillow in their den: “Money isn’t everything but it does keep the children in touch.”  I start doling out dough for braces and breasts and before you know it my daughter doesn’t call and I have grandchildren living on the street.

Obviously I need some perspective, and as I often do when decisions arise, I look to the lessons of history.  Certainly great men and women lived and died for centuries without changing their appearance when they aged. Then again Tom Cruise re-did his teeth and did Mission: Impossible III; George Washington kept his lousy teeth and only had two terms in office.

So maybe embracing braces is the way to go.  I’m not planning on dying anytime soon, and even  when my teeth can’t chew they should still be able to sparkle.  And if I happen to spend a little too much in the process, I’ll at least insist on an open casket where mourners and orthodontists alike can appreciate the handiwork.

















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Forevermore

7/7/2015

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I just can’t help myself.

I know, I know: thinking about heaven is a no no in today’s world.  We’re all about mindfulness, being in the moment, focusing on the here and now.  I mean c’mon: isn’t now all we have, all we are responsible for, and all we need? 

So my bad here.   It’s just that I find myself, especially as I’m getting older, yearning for something more, something that seems both in and out of my grasp.  And this yearning seems more than conjecturing, more than some kind of extended wish fulfillment, something that is simply beyond.

Sorry--sidetracked again.  I’m sure it makes sense that focusing on some nebulous afterlife is a form of escapism.  Feeling stressed out?  Daydream about stresslessness.  Existential unhappiness?  Think pie in the sky.

But to be honest, my thoughts about heaven don’t always gravitate to the grooviness.  Sometimes eternal bliss just sounds a little boring.  We’re talking forever here, and a gazillion times a gazillion years is a long time to hang out.  What are we going to do: sit around singing hymns all day?  

But there’s a part of me that really believes God knows how to party.  Maybe we’ll do extensive traveling around the extensive universe.  Or maybe we’ll consider the universe in a drop of water, if there is any.  Maybe we’ll get insight into why God used Tammy Faye Baker to spread His Gospel for so many years.  Or most incredibly, why He’s used me.

There I go again!  What a digressor!  And the reality is you’re preaching to the choir to us Christians on the living for now deal--the Bible pretty much commands it, for God’s sake.  We’re familiar with the Old Testament story of manna only for the day and the New Testament daily emphasis for “tomorrow has enough troubles of its own.”   We’re taught that the past is forgiven, the future is in God’s hands, and that the present is where we should set our attention.

So don’t worry--I’m a believer.  It’s just that at times my head along with my heart gets in the way.  Part of it is a do the math deal: if indeed there is even a possibility we are going to live for eternity (the aforementioned gazillion x a gazillion years), then putting all our eggs into this timespan on earth basket seems a wee bit.......short-sighted.

But when I’m distracted like this, I think of Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi, who in his book Finding Flow proves that he’s more than just a guy with the world record for most syllables and consonants in a name.  He takes Pascal’s Wager on the existence of God and heaven (“if you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing.”) and turns it on its head, saying “when in doubt, the best strategy is to assume that these seventy or so years are our only chance to experience the cosmos, and we should make the fullest of it.”

He’s our guy.  But just when I’m ready for full conversion, a few pesky “what if’s” crop up for me.  Sure being “in the moment” is great, but what if what we need more is perspective, something bigger than ourselves and our world at any given time or time period?  Certainly people can be lost in the moment along with found, be a slave to the moment along with feeling freedom.

And then there’s the biggest “what if,” as in what if we as people weren’t made for now and wondering about heaven but made for heaven and wondering about now?  What if this moment and this period and this life were just a season of sojourning?  Could it be going to heaven isn’t leaving home but going home?    

Whoa--at it again.  Maybe all my digressions are telling me to embrace my agnowsticism.  Not that I don’t think now is important, but I just get the sense that the ultimate mindfulness is thinking about (and yearning for) heaven.


































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Wonderland

7/6/2015

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Corey has a decision to make.

Ever since reaching puberty, Corey had struggled with her weight.  At first she tried to accept the extra pounds, but a few searing “lard face” comments from schoolmates left her increasingly self-conscious.  This self-consciousness multiplied after her second pregnancy, when her weight started to balloon and wasn’t coming off.  By the time she reached middle age she was more than 100 pounds overweight, labeled with that subtle phrase MORBIDLY OBESE.

Although Corey’s husband seemed to accept her and she knew intellectually “she wasn’t her weight,” she often felt lousy about herself.  Sometimes she felt invisible, as when co-workers didn’t seem to notice her and she was passed over for promotions.  Sometimes she wasn’t invisible enough, as she felt judgmental eyes on her when walking in public.  At times she felt embarrassed; at times outright shame.

Not that Corey took these weight challenges lying down.  She had tried “every diet ever conceived,” estimating she’d lost more than three hundred pounds in her life.  She had read books, attended seminars, and exercised whenever possible.  But somehow the weight always seemed to come back, and often with a vengeance.

Corey is now approaching 50 and the ramifications of carrying the extra weight is starting to wreak havoc.  She is now pre-diabetic, and her blood pressure is up.  Her joints ache, her back hurts, and she has chronic pain in one of her knees.  To counteract this, she doubles down on her diets, trying out all the latest weight loss fads but coming out with the same results.

At her wits’ end, Corey considers weight loss surgery after seeing a few newspaper ads and watching an episode of Oprah.  She does her due diligence, researching the various weight loss options online.  She wrestles with the idea, seeing the pros and cons, and tries to envision herself doing what she first considers a drastic measure.

But as she gets ready to embrace the idea, she is surprised and put off by a few family members and co-workers who thinks she’s making a mistake.  “Isn’t surgery an easy way out? Where’s your willpower?  She also notices the most vociferous objectors tend to have weight issues of their own.

She goes back and forth until one day she has an aha moment when taking her two year old granddaughter to an amusement park.  After waiting 20 minutes for the ferris wheel she can’t fit in the seat and her granddaughter’s look of disappointment scorches her soul.  “That’s it,” she thinks.  “This isn’t about others and their opinions, this is about me and my health and those I love.”

The next morning she calls Puget Sound Bariatric Center, which offers surgery options such as the Gastric Bypass and LAP-BAND but specializes in the popular LapSleeve, where 80-85% of the patient’s stomach is removed.  To help make this surgery a success the Center also specializes in comprehensive before and aftercare, which includes multiple visits with the surgeons, nutritionists, exercise physiologists and psychotherapists.

I am privileged to be one of the latter at Puget Sound, and my initial contact with Corey comes with a psychological assessment we do with each of our patients.  I ask her about her personal and family background, looking for indicators such as abuse and trauma and other possible precursors for weight gain.  Since Corey has never seen a therapist before, she finds these questions challenging but does her best to answer.  I also reiterate that the surgery is a tool more than a quick fix, that a lifestyle change will be needed for her to be successful.

Part of the goal of the intake is to get a sense of why the weight was gained in the first place.
Certainly genetic factors come into play with weight challenges, but environmental/psychological factors can also be important.  We want to know what our patients gain by gaining weight (Safety? Protection from unwanted relationships and responsibilities?).  We want to know how trauma has affected their lives (Low self-esteem?  Need to self-sabotage?).

In Corey’s case her unsettled family (her parents divorced when she was 10) coupled with the weight problems with her early onset puberty left her searching for ways to ease the inner turmoil.  At this point food became both her problem and her solution, her way to self-medicate and cope with life.  This continued as her life progressed, as almost any life challenge triggered her eating.  Bored?  Eat.  Anxious?  Eat.  Angry?  Eat.  With all the “payoffs” from this emotional/comfort eating, you can see why Corey says she’s addicted to food.

So Corey has the surgery, not only to lose weight and keep it off, but to establish a new relationship with food.  And that she does, but after a few months she finds herself spending a boatload of money on online shopping, and thinks there’s more to it than just outfitting her shrinking physique.  In a follow-up session I reiterate the idea of transference addiction (we had talked about it earlier), where people will look for one addiction source when another is taken away.  She thinks this is what’s happening with the shopping, and soon finds some perspective.

As Corey’s story reveals, weight loss surgery takes courage, as those involved not only go through the challenges of surgery but need to take a hard look at themselves.  But there is also joy and freedom, as the weight which has been a weight slowly but surely recedes. And with this process also comes humor--at our last session Corey mentioned she is planning to show the film of her surgery when hosting this years’s Thanksgiving dinner (dessert?).

And speaking of humor, there is a cute term in the weight loss world for someone who crosses under the 200 pound threshold.  It is wonderland, as in onederland, as in you’ve made your way into the under 200 Promised Land and can use a one at the start of your weight (e.g. 197).  Goals are a part of the weight loss process, and when you’ve reached a milestone might as well have a fun name for it.

I too am in wonderland working with patients like Corey in that I find it wonderful, as in full of wonder.  Courage, honesty, humor--this is not the stuff of those lacking willpower, but of those who want to take a good look at themselves and change their life for the better.  Obviously weight loss surgery isn’t for everyone, but for Corey, it was “the best decision I’ve ever made.”









































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    RICK GRANT

    I am a psychotherapist and freelance writer with a background as a professional athlete (tennis). My studies and background with Pastoral Counseling reveal an interest in both spirituality and psychology. I am the author of “INSPIRED: Churches of Seattle” and have written dozens of magazine articles (including a few for the Wittenberg Door). My wife Hattie and I together have 3 children and 7 grandchildren.

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